Let’s get stuffed
Thanksgiving: a day to stuff your face with way too much food, watch football, and of course, give thanks. The best part of Thanksgiving is undebatable: the food. The argument of what traditional Thanksgiving food is the best is quite controversial, and people often feel very passionate, but as a vegetarian, I felt it was vital to share my most likely unpopular opinions.
- Mashed potatoes. I could eat mashed potatoes all day long. I love all forms of potatoes, so I will support any opportunity to eat them.
- Green beans. There is not much to say about green beans other than the fact I love them. Maybe this is merely my attempt to feel healthy on Thanksgiving, but every year, you will find a huge spoonful of butter-slathered green beans on my plate.
- Rolls. Simply put, I love rolls. I will eat any and all bread on Thanksgiving. Hawaiian rolls, crescent rolls, dinner rolls, and even biscuits are all welcome on my dinner plate.
- Apple pie. My favorite Thanksgiving Day dessert is, and always will be, apple pie. I can eat my weight in apple pie, but only on Thanksgiving Day. I am unsure of why this is, but I do not think that apple pie tastes as good on any other day of the year.
- Pumpkin pie. While pumpkin pie is a Thanksgiving Day necessity, I cannot stand it. The texture of the filling is weird, and the smell throws me off. However, it is not Thanksgiving without pumpkin pie, so I still think it is essential to have at dinner.
- Stuffing. I support anyone who wants to indulge in typical Thanksgiving food, such as stuffing. However, I will not eat stuffing on Thanksgiving or any other day of the year. I do not understand why anyone would choose to eat that dry, bland, pile of bread. I am not sure if these opinions stem from my lack of experiencing tasteful stuffing, but I will stick to almost any other dish.
- Turkey. As the staple of Thanksgiving Day food, I originally felt obligated to rank it highly. However, as a vegetarian, I would not touch that dead bird sitting in the middle of the table with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole. Everyone else can enjoy their turkey legs, but I will be sticking to the mashed potatoes and green beans, thank you.
Hopefully your Thanksgiving Day is filled with celebrating things you are thankful for, as well as eating a lot of empty carbs and apple pie.
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Ansley Melnick, Editor
Hi, I am Ansley Melnick. I am a senior and this is my third year on staff. I am so grateful that writing for The Talon has allowed me to grow as a writer,...